Down to the Fab Five ...

So how has everyone been.  Sorry it's been a bit since I posted.  It's nothing against y'all but man life is crazy for me.  You probably know that I have ADD...and I get bored easily.  So, I got an Ipad for Christmas and I have become a Plants VS Zombies addict.  Seriously.  I wish I had a log to know how much of my life has been wasted.

And then I finally got was dragged kicking and screaming into Facebook.

Hey, I won the the "caption of the week" submission couple of days ago.  They asked for people to write a caption from a scene from upcoming episode, and I did..and I won.  HA!  As I wrote on FAcebook, this fulfills my dream of writing for a comedy show.  And I didn't have to move to Hollyweird.

Idol is awesome, but seriously, I know you won't believe me, but I am LOVING, THE VOICE....Even though Cristina Aguilera looks like that wig will disentegrate at any moment, I still love that she holds it together and puts her plump bootie into those tight dresses with boobage squishing out the top and the whole 9 yards.

And Adam Levine...who knew he was sexy?  Not me.  I don't particularly like his music too much...kind of a whine and a little too girly.  But Yabba Dabba Bazinga.  Hot.

Ceelo is who I want to be best friends with.  What a teddy bear, darling with a freak streak a mile wide.  Love him.

Blake Shelton.  Well come on down pardner...you tall drink of countryness.  Loves him

So it sums up... I love THE VOICE.

Back to AIdol:  Ryan, I do not like the new hair do with side part.  You look like Dick Van Dyke.

JLO, my husband HATED your messy hair, and quite frankly, I think you looked more like MA on Little House on the Prairie tonite.  Perhaps you were leaving for Marie Osmond's Mormon wedding right after the taping, in which I can understand the matronly chiffon turtleneck dress you were wearing.  And that flower?  Seriously  it looks like you crashed into a florist running onto stage.  not your prettiest look, sister.  If I'm being honest.

I hope Jacob Lusk goes home, as I have wanted for 3 weeks.  Why is he still there?

Haley killed it tonite.  I was not impressed with James first song...but loved the second.  Scotty can go on off to Nashville any time and it will be fine.  Same for Lauren.  Nashville better send a big bouquet of flowers to American Idol for doing their work for them.  James will probably win, as he should.  I pick Haley to be there with him, and I would have never given her a chance 2 weeks ago.  I thought Casey would be around longer.

And finally, the weird random fact of the week about me:   I bought a Panini press today at the mall because I am obsessed with a sandwich I ate last week.

Hope you are all well and looking forward to Summer!!!  I know I am.

American Idol...finally a dude goes home

Sorry Paul, but I despise Rod Stewart and you were totally Tiny Rod to me.  I would like the number of your teeth whitener doctor before you go though.  Tweet me.

By the way, an odd thing happened as you were voted off.  I saw a really hot guy, once you shut your neon mouth closed.  You have a nice face, cool hair and I really like YOU, not the Rod Stewart Tribute Man you seemed to be.  I think you are hotter than Bradley Cooper actually.

Ok, so why am I writing this blog to Paul?

Alright Party Peeps, I'm not going to apologize for not writing for a while.  I have not been insprired. To be honest, I haven't even watched the shows for performances, I just watch the vote off.  I mean a speed watch, if I hate the song, I'm out.  I always watch Lauren Alaina, Stefano, and James Durbin.  When I need to be surprised whether I will cringe or like it, I dip into Haley.  Never watch Gospel guy, like Scotty alot but it's not fun cheering for someone knowing he already has a career in country in the bag.  He could sit out the rest of the show and have a record out by Christmas, and mark my words he will.  Sometimes I feel he is a country Clay Aiken.

Hey, did you hear that Kimberly Locke is going to be on a new talk show replacing All My Children?  Google it.  I love her.  I actually bought her album and it's awesome.  She had that one hit "8th World Wonder" but there are other songs that were just as good on that album.

JLo is so beautiful...been saying it all year, and damn if People magazine didn't make it official.

 I was  working from home on Friday and there is this new show called THE GOSSIP QUEENS on and listen, you need to DVR that shit for a couple of episodes because there is so much going on I can't even cover it all here.  Four comedians on a couch...a black lady that looks like Keanan Thompson from SNL in drag.  A white woman that looks out of place.  She never says a word and when she does it's like 'what?'.  I think her agent said "take the gig, get some tv face time, let America find out who you are and then, we will get you a sitcom".  Well, this American, says I know who you are and you ain't funny.  Get off the couch.

Next on the couch, the guy from Ugly Betty who played the fashion reporter always bustin on Wilhemina Slater.   The gay Filipino dude with spikey hair.  Now that guy IS FUNNY.  Seriously hilarious.  And finally some Amazonian woman I have never seen, who was sort of funny.

But the best part of all was the Latino lady that came on with the hot gossip.  OMG.  She was seriously funny with that accent like Gloria on Modern Family.  Hilarious.

Back to Idol:  Steven has absolutely forgotten he is a judge.  He thinks he is at a concert every night, like his own private party or something.  So funny.

Casey Abrams.  Talent locked in a nerd's body....that occasionally has lucid moments that are cool, but dissipate as quickly as they appear.

If you put a gun to my head and made me commit to who is going to win, I'd say...James Durbin.  Or Lauren Alaina, who was on my original pick list.

I do hope James wins.  I don't think he has the fortitude to withstand the industry though.  He's really emotional and fragile.  But if he gets a good manager that doesn't totally pimp him out and sell his soul to the highest bidder, then he might make it.  He's in a class with Daughtry.  Very talented.

Damn Daughtry and those twin babies.  We aren't going to get an album out of him for a while I'm guessing.

Well, off to get my feet remodeled for summertime sandals.  Time to scrape, shape and slap on fresh paint.

Hola!

xoxo

BACK in USA now

Sorry, it's been through the entire 2 weeks and kick offs since I last blogged.  I have been in Europe and got deathly ill in Czech Republic.  Almost defected to Russia.  I digress.

Here's some pics though...

PRAGUE

PRAGUE Castle

Bike rental stand in Milan

Lake Geneve...Geneva, Switzerland

Amazing trip....now back to Idol.

So, Steven Tyler and JLo are really awesome.  I tell you what I like most...they don't fight and argue amongst themselves like Pauler and Simon did, etc.  Randy doesn't do that stupid BOOO  BOOO whenever Steven is announced.  There is a professionalism and respect that I like.  

JLo is the most beautiful.  Sometimes it's hard to remember she is also an actress.  Talk about some talent.  Now why is she married to that Marc Anthony?  He's kind of creepy to me...sorry.  I'm sure he is the nicest.  But I don't get it.  

Steven's hair is kind of grimey as long as I am picking on things.  Why the feathers on a leather string?  Gnarly.  

Randy looks happier than ever.  He's funny.  More lively than the last season.  

My final words are:  Simon who?

And now let's talk about the Idols.  Wow, it's just weird how they go from audition week to the Live stage.  And some make the transition and some do not.

and then they waste a save on the guy from The Hangover.  Seriously?  Really?  I mean he's different, but is he YOUR AMERICAN IDOL??  Like Bob Dillon is now an American Idol.  Katy Perry or Lady GaGa are American Idols.  Jennifer Hudson...Chris Daughtry.  Let them go all different on us this year, and you know what you will get???  Taylor Hicks  Enough said.

I still loves me some Stefano.  But I'm afraid he may fall away.

I do not like Paul "Rod Stewart with Uber white teeth".  I hate his girl gravelly voice and his stalker grin.  I cannot critique him because I walk out of the room.

I love the 15 year old Alaina.  And I like JAMES alot.  The country dude, Scotty, definitely has a country career already in the bag.  No doubt.  So he doesn't need to win.

Jordan is awesome but I can't get past the theatrics some times.  I guess if I'm pressed to say...I don't really have a favorite that I am really super behind yet.  I just don't.  I think there is great talent, but no one I am dropping 65.00 to see in concert.  Like I would and did...to see Daughtry, Underwood and Clarkson.  I paid to see all of them, and loved every flipping minute of it.  And I love the DAvid Cook Idols Tour.  These people are goign to have to step it up if they are getting any of my cash.

Really, I'd pay to see Aerosmith before I'd go see any of them, actually.

So, can't wait to see what's up tomorrow nite.  

xoxo,

ColeyB

Will you be watching XFactor?  

THE GIRLLLLSSS!!

WOW - zee.

Ok first apologies...I'm in London now and will be delayed in blogging.  however, I just stumbled upon a replay of the show on ITV 2 here in London, so I can do a real post with it refreshed in my mind.  Now this first girl, is so cute and I love the Rihanna song.  But this girl SUX.  She is awful.  I can't remember if the judges liked it but she is flat, sharp and outta tune.  ugh.  Besides she has a hyphen in her FIRST name.  Really?  I

Now, my last post had me predicting my final 3.  But I got the brunette girl wrong.  There are 3 that looks so much alike.  I like the other girl with the long straight black hair, that reminds me of Lea Michelle a bit.

I am going have a strong without a DVR and having to sit through that Rachel chick who has been through 7 times.

Oooh, they have a show called Secret Diaries over here and it's about the diary of a callgirl.  It looks good.  She is a wealthy call girl.  Looks more like Sex in the city, the Pay Per View version.

Meerkovo.com...a commercial using meerkats to promote God only knows what.  God these British know how to make flipping hysterical ads.

Hey did y'all here that I am in London and so is JUSTIN BIEBER.  I can't wait to find him tomorrow.  LOL  If I could got to the concert I would.  Seriously.

Ok, just occurred to me that I could go online and find out who the Top 12 is on A Idol Site.   Lets do that instead of waiting through all of this crapola.  So here is the Top 13.

Ok, after all of that, they are now airing the next night show.  Jeez.

Well, I gotta watch this now.  I think this is going to be a freakin' awesome season.  And the cherry on top of it all is that Simon Cowell was on Jay "I'm a two faced loser" Leno last night and he was absolutely smug and not happy about the fact that ratings have not taken a dive since he left! LOL

JLo and STyler = SteLo   (like that celeb mashup?)  Or SteLoDy.  TyLoJack   TyLoDy.  Pick One.  I think I'm stickin' with SteLo and the Dawg with Ryan Seacrest.  LLols.

Bye peeps.  I'm fixing to go buy a couple of songs on Itunes,  new GaGa Born this Way (which is a Madonna mashup if you ask me, but still like it) and I'm going to find that "find it on the radio" song that my favorite Lauren Alaina sang...which I believe is a Wynonna Judd song, or some Country chick.  I think Lauren Alaina could replace Miley Cyrus.  She is 100% darling for a roll model for little girls.

Hey, anyone seen a Jonas Bros lately?  They hate Bieber I bet.  HATE him, because they can't even date him like Selena Gomez can to keep her flame burning.

Bye now again.  For reals this time.

xoxo

I LOVE THIS SEASON!!!!!!!

HEY...it's me.  Of course I am still watching American Idol.  I just haven't been blogging because I just needed to wait and see this Top 12 Guys and Girls.

The Guys blew me a way.  But then, me and hubby decided (his idea!) to write down our Top 5 guys to make it to the Top 12 (+plus the judges wildcard).  And when forced to actually bet on who would make it through, it was tough.  So, here's who I pick:

Karaoke guy (seriously, cannot remember name.  Chris? Too lazy to Google)
James Durbin Lambert
Stefano Italian name:  Sang Bruno Mars
Guy who channels Luther Vandross, Jacob Lusk

Ok dammit, I gotta GOogle this.  Ugh, Carrot Top popped up first.  I do not like his voice.  Sorry.

Alright its Clint the karaoke guy channeling Harry Potter.  He'll get the little dweeb girl's votes.  And Casey Abrams.  Or Scott McCreery.  Not sure.  Neither would appeal to them.  I think the more Justin Bieberish you can be the better.  That's why I voted for Clint.  And not crazy white teeth Rod Stewart guy.  Who to me looks like Bradley Cooper on meth.

Now do I think a guy will win?  Nope.  I think there are way better women.

Here's who I'd like (this early in the game,) to be in final 3.  Oohhh...last year I bombed at predicting.

As for Steven Tyler, J-Lo and the Dawg.   FANTASTIC JOB.  I think they are great.  They are professional, none of that stupid banter telling Simon he's mean, or Pauler to shut up.  It's all good in my book.  And Steven Tyler is my favorite.  He's so sensitive and yet so stern too.  I like him alot.  He's a flipping Rock Star.  Literally.  It just seeps from his pores.  Springsteen or Jagger could not hold a candle to him on this show.  Tyler should be in the movies.

Ok, so more tonite....but a bit of bad news.  I'm about to start traveling for the old job again.  Please don't let me get under an ashcloud again.  Headed to Europe.  Be back in 3 weeks.  Will try to blog from hotels.

L8tr Sk8trs

Season 10 begins

Seriously did you think I wasn't going to watch and blog? I have to use my iPad for something!!!

I loves me some JLo. Steven is fascinating. He's like tv roadkill. You have to look. You just have too. Rachel the one singing halleluya. Note this season I will not be spell checking.

So far I love "f a duck and see what hatches". Ha ha.

So this year I thought we weren't seeing all the crappers. So far not so. Steven Tyler has the best veneers in Hollywood. Seriously. You know his teeth gave out 3 albums into his career. You know so far we have what I am going to call boomerangs. Two got through to Hollywood but they will be coming on back home as soon as they audition.

I can't wait to hear what the sing out song will be this year when peeps get kicked off.

Jersey has a few snookie wannabes. Did you see the chick bust up crying over JLo. The Selena cryer? Then Steven and Randy are making fun. And then the dumbo pops the girls out with stars on them. What a loser. I can just see Jeffro droppin one of those twins rightout of his lap on that one.

R u seeing that nose guy? He can sing. He reminds me of Artie on Glee. Awesome. I'm liking the 3 of them so far. Omg the Boy Scout. When the post office makes the first nerd stamp I have the candidate for them. Whoops too soon. Nerd alert. The burper. Sing Ike and Tina turner. Proud Mary. Omg. Ashley that loves Britney may be crazier than Brit Brit. Yellow teeth and greasy hair. Seriously how do the people see themselves as a star? Omg they are going to put her through. Seriously she is the female steven Tyler and the yo yo dawg has brought my first tears of the season. Ok but now Cosovo kid brings more tears.

Ok so I am falling asleep. This has been fun. Gotta snooze. Xoxo. Hey to nj fan, Jeffro, my seester, chris h., and any return readers! Tinkdr too!

Whew...I'm finally back.

I guess it's time to confess that I moonlight as a coal miner, and was one of the 33 (+1) trapped in Chile for a while.  Yep, I know you never saw me as I ascended, it was part of my covert Black Ops undercover work that I took just a bit too far.  What got me to that part of the world you ask?  Well, many of you may or may not know, but I take a strong issue with the resemblance between the Texas flag and that of the government of Chile'.

But I'm back now, my press tour with the President of Chile' went well, thank you very much.  I will have a lifetime supply of fruit delivered for my efforts in keeping the trapped miners in good spirits.  It's amazing how little those guys knew about American Idol.  And I'm happy to report that they loved it, staged their own competition and you should be see the new sounds of Juan Carlos Capitan, winner of the Trapped Miner Idol competition,  available soon at a Starbucks near you.  Early reports compare him to Yanni and  Christopher Cross with just a touch of Bon Jovi.

So, how is everyone?  I wish I had a dime for every time I've been asked about JLo and STyler joining RJack.  (note, if JLo gets letters then everyone gets letters.  I'm stopping the DIVA treatment before it gets out of control).

I don't know what I think.  But I do know that the funniest joke I have heard thus far came from SNL Weekend Update host Seth Myers who said, "This week AI announced the new judge lineup for next season.  JLo and Styler join RJack...otherwise knows as Coffin Nail #1, Coffin Nail #2 and Coffin Nail #3.

LOLOLOL  OMg,  I can't stop lauffing.  I can't even type right, or use correct grrammer.

Bye for now.

PS, if no one commetns that they read this post, there will be no more. You've been warned.  I know it's my fault but as I said...trapped in mine, blah blah blah





 

Idol Aftermath...the celebrity fallout factor

Crystal and her boyfriend have split.  Just hours before the finale.

So she lost the competition and her dude.

Meh!  She'll be fine.  He was a dudster anyway.  Seriously, I was my car in clothes nicer than he wore on TV.  I have to give him props for not wanting to just golddig and cash grab.  If he's the kid's dad, that's sad.

I bet she ends up with Kate Hudson's ex...Chris whatever his name is.  Dreadlock man.

Sorry Crystal.  Chin up.  There are lots of better days ahead.  Call Chris Daughtry and let him 'splain it to you.

xoxo

Geriatric finale...

OMG,they could have have the Geriatric Music Hall of Fame ceremony immediately after tonites show. Seriously. The first 5 musical acts were all born in the 50's. Alice Cooper, Chicago, The Bee Gees. No offense but when your founding members have died off, you're OLD. Retire already, since your voice obviously has (yes Alice, I'm talking about you. Try as they may, they could not drown you out. Ozzy Osbourne could have carried you AND that tune better. I digress).

Alanis Morissette and Crystal were absolutely the best of the night. I did love Bret Michaels...and not Pants on the Ground...for God's sake.

Every flipping time they brought out another blue hair my husband would say...warm up the paddles...the defibralator heart attack victim paddles you know! haha

When Joe Cocker came out, he yelled, "CLEAR!!!!!!!!"

omg, HE IS YELLING AT THE TV..."That old man didn't even shave. He's got a 2 day shadow going..grey shadow. That's it the last time you'll ever see him on stage again." HA HA. They had to jacked him with 20 :ccs of Adrenaline just to get him dresssed.

LOL

Ok, so just for the record...I say Lee will win, but Crystal will be the bigger record seller.

And, like all the season's that have come before...I win. I picked the winner, again. Ho..humm. Although, I do think I was stumped on the Traylor Hicks season...and we see that I was right on that one, because he went from Hero to Zero before the lights were even cool at the Nokia Theatre. Who won Daughtry's season? And I don't think Daughtry was on the stage tonite either. Kelly did not look too happy, but I imagine they could have sued her ass big time, because you know they locked her in for the reunion show back when she was a nobody and she signed her life away. I love her to death, and I don't know what Idol did to her, but she's cutting her nose off to spite her face (I've never actually typed that, is that the saying???) because if she had sung a new song off the album in the works, she would have gotten so many more record sales. But alas, she is not a sell out like me. I'm pimp my ass OUT. Ok, not really. Well, maybe. How much are we talking anyway? Again, I digress.

Seacrest closes: "We'd like to thank tonite's sponsors Geritol and Depends. And for those times you find yourself with someone special, Viva Viagra."

Yea! Chris! Another season bites the dust. What are we going to talk about over Baked Cheetoes tomorrow? Shall we have a celebratory donut?

Tonite's the final performance

Well, who do you think it's going to be?

I do think this is a close one.  But maintain Lee DeWyze will take the title.  I hope Simon claiming he will win, doesn't do him a disservice.

In other news, I am addicted to Justin Bieber and everything Justin Bieber.  I have Bieber Fever.   Here's what lead up to this addiction:

1.  Saw him on Chelsea Handler months ago.  He was flirting with her something awful.  It was like watching something wrong.  A scene out of the best Cougar movie ever.  Meow.  That little boy is nasty is such a good way.
2.  Saturday Night Live - performance.  Um...the first time he licked his lips...Meow#2
3.  American Idol - Umm.  MEOWWWWW!  Lee who?  Seriously, he is so cute.  Ok, I'm knowing this is my inner teenager.  I will be buried with my Shawn Cassidy Tiger Beat magazine and will always love me some teen hottie rock stars (though Justin Timberlake or any of those boy bands ever appealed to me.  At all.  Why is one of those mysteries we will never solve.  The only explanation is 'just because'.)

So, I am now the proud owner of both Justin Bieber cd's and am currently trying to talk my friend into taking her daughter to the JB concert in Oakland so I can tag along...pretend I am there for the kid...yawn and act bored when on the inside I am singing ... BABY, BABY...you're my EENIE MEENIE MINEEE MO LOVER.  LOL

It might also help you all to know I have the same crush on Harry Connick Jr. and Puck on Glee.  I just love musicians and rock stars.

So, hope Lee wins!  I WILL be voting tonite!

xoxo

Daughtry and wife to become parents to TWINS!

Chris and his wife, Deanna Daughtry, are going to be parents again this November.  A surrogate mother is hosting their IVF embryos, so the children will share dna with both parents...isn't science amazing and weird?

Very happy for a couple I hope survives the stardom mess.  Hope he goes the way of Jon Bon Jovi, not Tommy Lee.  LOL

Most awfulest auditionastic horridness I've ever witnessed

http://perezhilton.com/2010-05-17-the-most-awesomely-bad-audition-ever-thank-you-chris-klein#respond

Click to be sent to the video of awfulness. It's Chris Klein (formerly engaged to Katie Holmes before Tom got ahold of her).

Auditioning for Mamma Mia. Cringeworthy.

Watching the Finale to Survivor...

You know what, I still loves me some Survivor. Seriously, I love this show and if they are still showing it at my nursing home, I'll grab my cane and wobble my ass down to the tv room to watch it. Imagine Jeff Probst at 65! haha. Dipples and all.

I loved ths Heroes vs. Villains more than anything. LOVE IT. I had hoped Colby could win. It's down to Sandra, Parvati, Jerry and Russell. I honestly can't tell you who is going next. Should be good.

I guess that since there are 2 millionaires up against Russell..who never won...but who actually is a millionaire in real life, I don't care who wins.

Now on American Idol...I'm going to be on the couch voting for Lee (not literally dialing, however.  Haven't done that since Carrie Underwood and Daughtry.)  By the way, just for grins, if you could turn back time, would you have changed Daughtry's outcome and let him win AI that season, or let the cards roll as they did...where he is the poster boy for 4th place wins big.?  Leave me a comment on the blog...love your thoughts.

I don't care who wins. Sadness. I don't totally love anyone, but in order to care I had to throw down the gauntlet down in a meeting with the big wigs and put it out there that Lee Dewyze will win. Crystal will not get the little girl and cougar vote. Seriously. She won't.

I hope it turns out to be a good finale, and I hope they get Harry Connick Jr. to replace Simon. Seriously.

Cole

The Final Four...how I see it going down

Well, last night had it's ups and downs, or maybe I should say it's Pitchy and Bitchy.

I LOVE Lee DeWyze and I tell you this so you know how painful it is for me to state he f'd up that song. Seriously. I love SEAL and I hope he was somewhere far away not hearing that homicide on air.

Crystal, can you cram any more shit in your hair. Seriously you look like Big Birds Human Cousin. Any more feathers and you'll take flight. So distracting. I admit, the gaps in your teeth are less obvious when I am distracted by your snake-like tresses. Doo-doo rolls is what I really want to call them. Oops I think I just did. :)

Here's how I hope the finished order falls out.

4 - MIchael Lynche (sorry guy, when you don't believe, neither do we. me thinks you want out now because you don't want to win, and have to make the Idol record you don't wanna make, or sing at the superbowl, etc.)
3 - Casey James (tick tock...tick tock...your blonde hair is up. Enjoy your time in Nashville, making a good crossover Rock Country album. Hope Aaron Kelly hasn't already beaten you to Rascal Flatts front door. 'fraid he might have though)

Final Two: Lee wins

Crystal will lose because she didn't garner the Cougar and 14 year old girl vote. Sorry. Lee will get all the Cougars and lots of teen idol girls. Simple as that. His dimples alone are worth 20,000 votes a night.

And I saw someone mention Harry Connick Jr. as Simon's replacement. THAT'S A FACEBOOK fever pitch I would stand behind. I think he was my favorite MENTOR ever. LOVE him. Funnier than Ellen, seriously.

I still like my idea of Russell Brand though.

Ok, well, let's see how it rolls out.

Coleyb

FIND ME ON NEW BLOG...STUCK IN LONDON

HEY PEEPS!

I'M FREAKING stuck in London. Under the Ash Cloud.

So, I started a blog called "Under the Ash Cloud"

www.undertheashcloud.blogspot.com


Check it out.

Siabhan glasses are HOT

I told you guys...or was it my imaginary friends? Well, really that's the same isn't it?

Those fried eggs that Siabhan wears are going to be all the rage. I know it.

Well, here's freakin' proof.

DID I CALL IT OR WHAT?

Top 10 Performance Night

Well, I keep watching the show, waiting for some personality to pop, or some reason to want to go see this ship of fools this summer. Last night, I may have found my reason in Lee DeWyze. I was really impressed by him last night...I found some sexy swagger in that performance. I actually asked my husband to get his haircut? Was that rude? (PS, I hate my husband's haircut, as he has not changed in in 14 years of marriage. He rocks a Wayne Newton sweep back (no Snookie poof, thank God). Enough said.)

If I was looking for a date this weekend, Lee is my 'type' of guy. Baby face but a bit of bad ass in there somewhere. I could help him find it. Wink.

Siabhan is a hot mess with a voice. She's got to tone down the hot mess a bit, and find a genre of songs. She's like a Broadway singer who does the musical HAIR one week, and Phantom of the Opera the next week. All over the place. And those fried egg glasses of hers are annoying as all get out. Imagine Usher's comments after she left the room. "Dude, what is up with the Mr. Magoo glasses? That was just all kinds of wrong." I'm glad he tried to tell her to tone down the wardrobe mess.

Andrew Garcia was awesome as well. I am actually going to crown that the FIRST DOWNLOAD of the season. I LOVED that song and was not aware of Chris Brown's version.

DiDi should go home. Right after Tim Urban. And then, little bit Aaron. Here's the deal. you have to look at this from a demographic pov.

Divide up the voters: Little geek girls and the Cougars. That's your voting community. And if you think I'm wrong, go to a Idols on Tour concert this summer and do a profile. I'm not saying boys and men don't watch the show, I'm just saying they don't vote. So, eventually, the gg's (geek girls) votes are going to split up Tim and Aaron. And I'm sure a few Lee Press-on nails were lost in the dialing battle last night for Mr. DeWyze.

Michael is getting the crooner vote. Siabhan and Katie will eventually cancel each other out. It's just too early to call on this one. If you close our eyes, they are very similar in vocals. Both could have huge careers on The Love Boat.

I can't predict who is going to win, but if it comes down to who I most want to see each week, it's Lee, Casey and Crystal. Can't wait to see Usher perform tonite.

ColeyB

Last Night's Show

First...why did they Sanjaya Siabhan? Tha flipping HAIRSTYLE?

Second...why doesn't someone "ACCIDENTALLY"...on purpose crush those hideous glasses that she clearly bought at a Goodwill store?

Third...why am I still watching this show?

BOring.

Ok, so there are some good peeps, but ain't a one of them getting a dollar of my money for the showcase showdown this summer.

Going home tonite,,

Paige

Top 12 didn't suck

Well, I'm not a huge fan of the Stones so I had low expectations. they really rocked it out.

For me...this is the year where the face doesn't match the voice. The personality doesn't match the voice. Nothing about these people matches the voice.

That little Aaron Kelly singing Angie? What? Dawg?

Lee DeWyze or whatever. He's like a doughboy, but when he opens his mouth suddenly he's Adam Duritz from Counting Crows or Dave Mathews. Katie Stevens is a little Barbra Streisand to me. And that red head reminds me of Pat Benatar a bit...I know I am dating myself.

Randy, there is no Justin Timberlake this season, nor has there ever been. And he sux anyway.

Siabhan madness. For me, I hope it comes down to a 3 way shoot out with Lee, Siabhan and Crystal. Maybe Big Mike too. The rest are good but I won't go to their concerts.

Other random thougths:

Kara's clothes are uglier by the minute. She's starting to dress like Pauler.
Randy, try not phoning it in so much.
Ellen, starting to find her voice. Nice hair. Pretty eyes.
Simon...oh, he's there? It's an imposter. He's too nice.

Seacrest. He's the best. 100% solid every year and I loved his getting in Cowell's face tonite. Didn't quite seem staged, though I'm sure it was.

Jeffro, since you told me you are having twins, I no longer find it fun to flirt with you, so thanks for letting your power s_ _ _ m get in the way of the fun I had in this blog. I am officially killing my plans to stalk you in 2012 when you would have least expected it. Anyone want to buy a round trip to Indiana?

Please can some new guy step up and flirt with me now? Kidding.
And Jeffro, don't pretend to be someone else because I'll see right through it.

Looking forward to what you guys think about tonite.

Ladie's Night

Please help me invent a name for crappy performances that are worse than Karaoke in Japantown? Crappy-oke. Too obvious. Pokey-oke...I want to stick sharp objects into my ears? Last night the song choices made me feel like I was at a Wake for the passing of a famed karaoke artist. If there is such a thing. Ugh. Boring, sigh, bleh, ugh....mashpotatoes. bland. yeesh. (note my struggle not to cuss. It's against the law this week in California. Expletives return next week.)

Peeps, I must admit, this may be the last year for Idol. Unless they bring in a new set of judges next year when Simon is gone. I'm talking CLEAN SWEEP. Randy (dawg, for me, for you, I'm done) Jackson, Kara (goony goon goon) and Ellen...well, bloom is falling off that rose. And Simon has just checked out. OUT. Like he's picking lint from his belly button instead of paying attention. I'm starting to think the only thing that kept him awake in the past was worrying about Pauler starting to drool, or doing a faceplant into her drool.

So, Crystal Bowersox seems to have a lock on it, if peeps can get past the dreads and her hair. You know what dreads I'm talking about...those chompers that are the color of corn, complete with the missing vampire fangs, as my husband says. We don't mean to be unkind but simply point this out to the younger generation who are dissing the dentist and opting for the crack pipe and meth labs instead. I'm not calling her Crystal Meth or anything. Tetracycline can do that to you as well. But people, it's called Brite Smile. Look into it.

DiDi was good. Siabhan was crazy weird as usual. She looked dressed like a freaking Washington DC intern. Business, but only 1/2 way, with plenty of leg exposed for 'after hours'. Weirdness.

Hey Siobhan, Crystal Gayle called and she wants her flowers back. Really, it's sSOOO not even interesting. If you want to make a statement, utilize vintage brooches with rhinestones...hell, a cool spider web of diamonds would be fun. Flowers are lame.

I dread man night (no pun intended Crystal). I can't even tell you a guys name except hottie Casey who is this years Jason Castro. Maybe a little smarter. I have to admit, I only watch the performances this year, and none of the critiques past the first sentence they say. After that...blip blip blip.

I will hang in there peeps. I promise. i know it starts to ramp up after Top 10. Thursday nite, say goodbye to Lacey Brown and Paige whatever.