Saturday, March 28, 2009

Shield your Eyes



He is such a stupid clown. A talented musician that is arrogant and thinks everyone will think he is awesome. The former Mr. Jennifer Aniston, is now putting together a 4 day cruise to mexico where he will perform.

Tip: Do not use this image in your promotional materials. Despite what you think, your happy trail of pubes is more like an overgrown garden of weeds. Do they make Man-Brazilians? Of course not be cause men are weanies, which is why God attached one to them, as a reminder.

Mr. Mayer, you body is not a wonderland...and we do not want to buy a ticket to visit. And I'm tired of hearing about the Twitter issues. Are you 12 years old?

2 comments:

  1. That is just wrong on so many levels!!! I personally don't find him attractive at all and this just makes me freaking nauseous!

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  2. I'd like to know when sporting a giant wedgie became "de rigeur". What a nasty piece of business.

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