http://view.break.com/527579 Ok, this voicemail is entitled "King of Douchebags". I got it from a friend, and you have to listen to 2 messages this guy left for a girl he met in a bar, named Olga. He is Dmitri. Give it a listen. Jeffro, I imagine this used to be your 'mo' when you were single. Kidding!!!!
If I ever enter the witness protection program again, I'm going in as Dmitri!! What a stud. Really, what gal can resist a self loving, condescending, timid-hating, sex machine like that?? Excuse me while I go practice my Greek accent.
OMG!!! That is just fucking crazy!!! Like she would call after the first psychotic message.
ReplyDeleteI guess it takes all kinds to make the world go around.
Cole,
ReplyDeleteIf I ever enter the witness protection program again, I'm going in as Dmitri!! What a stud. Really, what gal can resist a self loving, condescending, timid-hating, sex machine like that?? Excuse me while I go practice my Greek accent.
Jeffro
Un-buh-leev-uh-bul!! Oh, I wish Ellen or Oprah could find the real Olga and Dimitri and interview them.
ReplyDeleteGeez.
Seester
I really thought it was a joke. I would like to meet this Dimitri to see what he is like in person.
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