Remember Danny Noriega?

Mr. "Some people weren't Liking It" has self produced the most hideous shit video I have ever seen.

And so I feel compelled to sicken you with it as well...

Enjoy!

Where I've been lately....

I guess it's time to break the news that I have re-invented myself, yet again. 

I have redirected my energies from blogging to entering the world of owning a business...

I opened a yarn shop called The Yarn Cottage, as you see in the picture above.  

I know you just thought my knitting was a hobby, but it's an obsession and I love it and so I dove in and opened a shop in town...actually moved into some space in an existing gift shop. It's quite fun.

So, I'll keep you all posted from time to time...and will most assuredly be back for American Idol next season.    Hope you all are enjoying the Adam Lambert Rolling Stone interview and photos.  And also the unbelievable speed in which Kris Allen has become irrelevant.  Did he even make ONE magazine cover?  Seriously?

Enjoy the summer!  I'll check in with you occasionally!  

xoxo,

ColeyB

I'm back after a brief sabbatical

I decided I would write again when I found something fun to write about...namely the news after Idol.  OMG, what a fucking buzzkill that was.  I mean seriously.  That season really ended with a big old clunker.  The winner is as exciting as watching grass grow.  And all we really get is Clay Aiken taking pot shots?  As if?  Mr. Spamalot is the spokesperson of who should win Idol.  By the way, you did take second place like Adam, Gayken.  

I love that Adam pot shotted back with "if this is how Clay gets his name in headlines, I'm happy to help him out.  We hadn't heard anything about him for awhile, had we?"   Meoww...hiissssss...cat claws out!

There's nothing I like more than a gay piss-off.  

Well, I got nothing else.  Except Everyone think of ME on Tuesday when the game I work on "the Sims 3" ships on Tuesday!  Whoo Hoo!

Ok, xoxo.  

L8tr Sk8trs

And the winner is....a big shocker...

This is what shock and dismay looks like...omg.  

Was I shocked?  Hell no, because I told all of you that Gokey votes were not going to Adam.  It's simple math people.  

I am not sad for Adam.  He's on the cover of US Magazine before tonite's results.  He's a rock star and the AI title would have hurt him more than helped.  He'll go Daughtry on us.  Probably crazier, of course.  There are managers beating down his door, but they probably have to get past Simon first. 

So, during the Kris Allen performance with Keith Urban, were you thinking he would go country?  Probably should think about it.  Contemporary country is pretty hot still.   Taylor Swift is rolling  up to the bank in her Barbie Dream Machine and shoveling in the dough in by the fists fulls.

So, what was your favorite moment of the show?

I'll shake 'em down for you.

Hands down:  Kara's performance where she ripped her dress open.  Balls to the wall ballsy.  I loved it and I have a total new respect for that woman..and hello? she has a voice.  And that silicone sally tried to keep singing.  OMG.  Oh MY GOD what a dumbass.  

I love Santana, hated Stewart

Cyndi Lauper was sitting with her legs spread so far apart, I expected her to give birth.  She looked like she was ready for a PAP.  All that was missing was the stirrups.  

Megan Joy, thank you for getting voted off because if I had had to listen to that voice for more weeks, I personally would need hearing aids today.

Randy Jackson stole from the Michael Jackson museum to come up with that Military coat.  

Heather Locklear was in the crowd with her daughter, as she is every year.  Spoiled brat gets front row seats every year.  

David Cook was rocket hot.  He's so awesome.  What a nice, humble huge human being he is.  God shines his light on him, in his darkest hours.  That song was written for his brother, who passed 2 weeks ago, for those that did not know.  

Kara's song for the winner sucked.  It was all over the place like a hot mess.  ugh.

Did I tell y'all how much I hated work today?  Just thought I'd throw that in there.  But I did buy a new EA Sports Active game and I'm going to start xcersizin' in my livin' room like Jane Fonda did, once upon a time.

So, Simon did not stand up and cheer for Kris.  The other 3 judges, who were not raised by wolves, showed common decency and stood with applause.  Egghead Simon.  

So, tell me what you guys think.  I'll write more tomorrow.  I hope I see alot of Adam interviews.

xoxo,

ColeyB

PS. I won the office pool.  

Last American Idol Post of Season 8 - well maybe

Well, here we are people.  Last night's show was interesting.  Adam mopped up the floor with Kris's tiny mustache.  Or was that a chocolate milk stain.  Looks ridiculous.

I just have to say Adam is the most entertaining Idol we have ever had come to the finals.  He was amazing.   Carrie Underwood rocked.  The rest of them were just filler.  Paula's dress looked like it came from discount rack at The Dress Barn and Kara had her hair done by a drag queen.  But no one, AND I MEAN, NO ONE, was dressed worse than Randy.    HELLO?    All I could see was Chris Farley and the Matt Foley Skit "I live in a van down by the river".  It was the same plaid suit.  

So, who will win?  Should be Adam, but if the gay haters blow it out and voted last night, Kris "milk toast" Allen from Arkansas will be our winner.  Atleast he isn't from a densely populated state that will vote on geography alone.  

More later skaters.

ColeyB