Coming to you from Big D

Blogging on iPod touch. This is not going to be long. Thinking about you all. George bush is here. I'm not leaving the hotel except for dinner and shopping. What else maybe a spa. I think it's time to get the hooves filed for summer.
Gotta go

Lady GaGa and Magda...Separated at Birth

I got to give this one to Perez Hilton. Funny shit.

Remember Magda that layed out in the sun all day and night from "There's Something About Mary", that had the little dog that got electricuted and caught on fire? OMG.

She and Lady GaGa are exactly the same.

Why didn't I name myself something fun for this blog. I didn't have to use my real freakin' name. I should have been Suzy Poo Poo or something.

Lady GaGa, Suzy Poo Poo...what is this world coming to?

xoxo,

Happy Weekend Citizens of B-Town...

Clarifying a few things....

Tink just posted the following comment:

"Jeffro did she really say you resemble a fat drunk man? I missed that one! That one might offend me. But I am with you on the attention...I am just happy that the mayor of blogtown knows who we are...hey....that could be a bad thing like we are the problem kids or the town drunks...hahaha. "

My response: Jeffro is more of a drama queen than fat drunk. I called likened him to NORM on Cheers. Always there, everyone knows him, etc. That's it. Jeffro is so sensitive since I displayed my powers and wiped him out of Blogtown.

Today is Jeffro's wedding anniversary. Congrats to him and his lovely bride.

bye for now.

ColeyB

Bye Now...

Big shocker. I wish I had put all 20 points on Megan Joy because she is home now, where she belongs and needs some dance lesson from someone other than Elaine from Seinfeld.

Beautiful girl. Go be a model for god's sake.

Cooke was good. CD is better. Still a hottie.

Lady GaGa. What? Really? That was insane. Insane. I loved it. I want a zipper over my eye. I would zip it shut when people came up that I didn't want to talk to.

"Talk to the zipper, 'cuz the eye ain't lookin'."

Nice talking to AmyB tonite. She did not know that Pauler and Kara used to be bunkmates at Casa Abdrool. Oh, and Idol put a muzzle on Pauler this year. She has to split her previous allotted time with Kara. She has to prove she won't drool to get a new contract. Or they have Kara waiting in the wings to reset them back to 3. hee hee

Hasn't this been a fun blog week? I am most amazed that no one knew that WindyCityNut was Jeffro. And that I had kept all the blog drama to myself. There are pockets of you out there that don't have any idea of the others, and I just want to draw you all closer, citizens.

There is one special person that wrote me long ago, and I haven't heard from her in a while. She sent me a note that just made me cry so hard. She said I made her laugh when times were not so happy, and that she loved to read my random musings about everyday life and such. That made me feel so terrific, and inspired, and grateful. And I really owe you all (and USA Today for publishing my blog address, and Sanjaya because I was talking about him and they quoted me)for inspiring me to keep this little blog chugging along. In these hard economic times, it's good to have a good little cheap thrill now and again.

"That's what she said."

xoxo,

ColeyB

This post is for LU!!!!

Lu says that Lady GaGa on the Idol show tonite is going to be the shiznits. And she says Lady GaGa may be sort of mentally touched. Well, she is #1 on Billboard for her second single in a row, so she solid. Judging by the pic, she's going to be good. I like her already.

Lunch with Lu went something like this:

"Megan twitches instead of dances, like Duffy"
"What is up with her, she is 2 clowns short of a circus"
"Is Kris Allen a sleeper cell?"
"What is wrong with his singing out the side of his mouth, it's buggin'."
"We have got to talk about that new judge Kara."
"I"m sorry by Simon drawing on Paula was some funny shit."
"First it was pink jeans on the blind guy, now they fucked up his hair with a Jewish Fro"
"Megan has got to go" (said by both of us atleast a dozen times)
"Bob Marley was rolling in his grave" (see previous comment for reason)
"Lil Rounds looks like a lady at work. OMG, she does...same wig selections"
"I want ticket to Britney Spears, I love Circus"
"Again, 2 clowns shy of a full circus"
"I want to go see Kelly Clarkson at Konacti Harbor"
"I'll have Chicken Chow Fun and a Diet 7UP"
"I'll have tomato Beef Chow Mein...it's Chinese Chef Boyardee!"
"Jeffro is stalking me again."
"Girl, summer 2 years ago, that was high drama. You have USA Today to thank for bringing him into your life."
"I know, I don't know whether to sue or send flowers."
"I still can't tell Greg about Jeffro, because whenever he gets mad at me he says, well, why don't you call Jeffro and see what he thinks." LOLOLOL WE had a big laugh over that one. My hubby is so clevah. He hits below the belt on every opportunity.
"You know if Jeffro knew this his head would blow up."
"No, he's kind of stupid."
"You did not just say that...oh no you didn't"
"Oh ok, you're right. That was mean to say about my most loyal stalker"
"Cole, what if there is a real stalker out there?"
"Lu, seriously, have you been playing those weird video games again, with the virtual reality goggles?"
"How's Chris?"
"Excellent. I love to embarrass him. I don't think he liked the mammogram comments."
"Get over it."
"He's married now, maybe he thinks it's cheating to think about mammogrammos."
"Yeah, you're right."
"He did sign his note to me like this...O_O"
"ha ha"

And then lunch was served and we ate like pigs and left Amazing Wok, in a blaze of glory. End of story.

xoxo,

Cole