Crystal and her boyfriend have split. Just hours before the finale.
So she lost the competition and her dude.
Meh! She'll be fine. He was a dudster anyway. Seriously, I was my car in clothes nicer than he wore on TV. I have to give him props for not wanting to just golddig and cash grab. If he's the kid's dad, that's sad.
I bet she ends up with Kate Hudson's ex...Chris whatever his name is. Dreadlock man.
Sorry Crystal. Chin up. There are lots of better days ahead. Call Chris Daughtry and let him 'splain it to you.
xoxo
Friday, May 28, 2010
Wednesday, May 26, 2010
Geriatric finale...
OMG,they could have have the Geriatric Music Hall of Fame ceremony immediately after tonites show. Seriously. The first 5 musical acts were all born in the 50's. Alice Cooper, Chicago, The Bee Gees. No offense but when your founding members have died off, you're OLD. Retire already, since your voice obviously has (yes Alice, I'm talking about you. Try as they may, they could not drown you out. Ozzy Osbourne could have carried you AND that tune better. I digress).
Alanis Morissette and Crystal were absolutely the best of the night. I did love Bret Michaels...and not Pants on the Ground...for God's sake.
Every flipping time they brought out another blue hair my husband would say...warm up the paddles...the defibralator heart attack victim paddles you know! haha
When Joe Cocker came out, he yelled, "CLEAR!!!!!!!!"
omg, HE IS YELLING AT THE TV..."That old man didn't even shave. He's got a 2 day shadow going..grey shadow. That's it the last time you'll ever see him on stage again." HA HA. They had to jacked him with 20 :ccs of Adrenaline just to get him dresssed.
LOL
Ok, so just for the record...I say Lee will win, but Crystal will be the bigger record seller.
And, like all the season's that have come before...I win. I picked the winner, again. Ho..humm. Although, I do think I was stumped on the Traylor Hicks season...and we see that I was right on that one, because he went from Hero to Zero before the lights were even cool at the Nokia Theatre. Who won Daughtry's season? And I don't think Daughtry was on the stage tonite either. Kelly did not look too happy, but I imagine they could have sued her ass big time, because you know they locked her in for the reunion show back when she was a nobody and she signed her life away. I love her to death, and I don't know what Idol did to her, but she's cutting her nose off to spite her face (I've never actually typed that, is that the saying???) because if she had sung a new song off the album in the works, she would have gotten so many more record sales. But alas, she is not a sell out like me. I'm pimp my ass OUT. Ok, not really. Well, maybe. How much are we talking anyway? Again, I digress.
Seacrest closes: "We'd like to thank tonite's sponsors Geritol and Depends. And for those times you find yourself with someone special, Viva Viagra."
Yea! Chris! Another season bites the dust. What are we going to talk about over Baked Cheetoes tomorrow? Shall we have a celebratory donut?
Alanis Morissette and Crystal were absolutely the best of the night. I did love Bret Michaels...and not Pants on the Ground...for God's sake.
Every flipping time they brought out another blue hair my husband would say...warm up the paddles...the defibralator heart attack victim paddles you know! haha
When Joe Cocker came out, he yelled, "CLEAR!!!!!!!!"
omg, HE IS YELLING AT THE TV..."That old man didn't even shave. He's got a 2 day shadow going..grey shadow. That's it the last time you'll ever see him on stage again." HA HA. They had to jacked him with 20 :ccs of Adrenaline just to get him dresssed.
LOL
Ok, so just for the record...I say Lee will win, but Crystal will be the bigger record seller.
And, like all the season's that have come before...I win. I picked the winner, again. Ho..humm. Although, I do think I was stumped on the Traylor Hicks season...and we see that I was right on that one, because he went from Hero to Zero before the lights were even cool at the Nokia Theatre. Who won Daughtry's season? And I don't think Daughtry was on the stage tonite either. Kelly did not look too happy, but I imagine they could have sued her ass big time, because you know they locked her in for the reunion show back when she was a nobody and she signed her life away. I love her to death, and I don't know what Idol did to her, but she's cutting her nose off to spite her face (I've never actually typed that, is that the saying???) because if she had sung a new song off the album in the works, she would have gotten so many more record sales. But alas, she is not a sell out like me. I'm pimp my ass OUT. Ok, not really. Well, maybe. How much are we talking anyway? Again, I digress.
Seacrest closes: "We'd like to thank tonite's sponsors Geritol and Depends. And for those times you find yourself with someone special, Viva Viagra."
Yea! Chris! Another season bites the dust. What are we going to talk about over Baked Cheetoes tomorrow? Shall we have a celebratory donut?
Tuesday, May 25, 2010
Tonite's the final performance
Well, who do you think it's going to be?
I do think this is a close one. But maintain Lee DeWyze will take the title. I hope Simon claiming he will win, doesn't do him a disservice.
In other news, I am addicted to Justin Bieber and everything Justin Bieber. I have Bieber Fever. Here's what lead up to this addiction:
1. Saw him on Chelsea Handler months ago. He was flirting with her something awful. It was like watching something wrong. A scene out of the best Cougar movie ever. Meow. That little boy is nasty is such a good way.
2. Saturday Night Live - performance. Um...the first time he licked his lips...Meow#2
3. American Idol - Umm. MEOWWWWW! Lee who? Seriously, he is so cute. Ok, I'm knowing this is my inner teenager. I will be buried with my Shawn Cassidy Tiger Beat magazine and will always love me some teen hottie rock stars (though Justin Timberlake or any of those boy bands ever appealed to me. At all. Why is one of those mysteries we will never solve. The only explanation is 'just because'.)
So, I am now the proud owner of both Justin Bieber cd's and am currently trying to talk my friend into taking her daughter to the JB concert in Oakland so I can tag along...pretend I am there for the kid...yawn and act bored when on the inside I am singing ... BABY, BABY...you're my EENIE MEENIE MINEEE MO LOVER. LOL
It might also help you all to know I have the same crush on Harry Connick Jr. and Puck on Glee. I just love musicians and rock stars.
So, hope Lee wins! I WILL be voting tonite!
xoxo
I do think this is a close one. But maintain Lee DeWyze will take the title. I hope Simon claiming he will win, doesn't do him a disservice.
In other news, I am addicted to Justin Bieber and everything Justin Bieber. I have Bieber Fever. Here's what lead up to this addiction:
1. Saw him on Chelsea Handler months ago. He was flirting with her something awful. It was like watching something wrong. A scene out of the best Cougar movie ever. Meow. That little boy is nasty is such a good way.
2. Saturday Night Live - performance. Um...the first time he licked his lips...Meow#2
3. American Idol - Umm. MEOWWWWW! Lee who? Seriously, he is so cute. Ok, I'm knowing this is my inner teenager. I will be buried with my Shawn Cassidy Tiger Beat magazine and will always love me some teen hottie rock stars (though Justin Timberlake or any of those boy bands ever appealed to me. At all. Why is one of those mysteries we will never solve. The only explanation is 'just because'.)
So, I am now the proud owner of both Justin Bieber cd's and am currently trying to talk my friend into taking her daughter to the JB concert in Oakland so I can tag along...pretend I am there for the kid...yawn and act bored when on the inside I am singing ... BABY, BABY...you're my EENIE MEENIE MINEEE MO LOVER. LOL
It might also help you all to know I have the same crush on Harry Connick Jr. and Puck on Glee. I just love musicians and rock stars.
So, hope Lee wins! I WILL be voting tonite!
xoxo
Monday, May 17, 2010
Daughtry and wife to become parents to TWINS!
Very happy for a couple I hope survives the stardom mess. Hope he goes the way of Jon Bon Jovi, not Tommy Lee. LOL
Most awfulest auditionastic horridness I've ever witnessed
http://perezhilton.com/2010-05-17-the-most-awesomely-bad-audition-ever-thank-you-chris-klein#respond
Click to be sent to the video of awfulness. It's Chris Klein (formerly engaged to Katie Holmes before Tom got ahold of her).
Auditioning for Mamma Mia. Cringeworthy.
Sunday, May 16, 2010
Watching the Finale to Survivor...
You know what, I still loves me some Survivor. Seriously, I love this show and if they are still showing it at my nursing home, I'll grab my cane and wobble my ass down to the tv room to watch it. Imagine Jeff Probst at 65! haha. Dipples and all.
I loved ths Heroes vs. Villains more than anything. LOVE IT. I had hoped Colby could win. It's down to Sandra, Parvati, Jerry and Russell. I honestly can't tell you who is going next. Should be good.
I guess that since there are 2 millionaires up against Russell..who never won...but who actually is a millionaire in real life, I don't care who wins.
Now on American Idol...I'm going to be on the couch voting for Lee (not literally dialing, however. Haven't done that since Carrie Underwood and Daughtry.) By the way, just for grins, if you could turn back time, would you have changed Daughtry's outcome and let him win AI that season, or let the cards roll as they did...where he is the poster boy for 4th place wins big.? Leave me a comment on the blog...love your thoughts.
I don't care who wins. Sadness. I don't totally love anyone, but in order to care I had to throw down the gauntlet down in a meeting with the big wigs and put it out there that Lee Dewyze will win. Crystal will not get the little girl and cougar vote. Seriously. She won't.
I hope it turns out to be a good finale, and I hope they get Harry Connick Jr. to replace Simon. Seriously.
Cole
I loved ths Heroes vs. Villains more than anything. LOVE IT. I had hoped Colby could win. It's down to Sandra, Parvati, Jerry and Russell. I honestly can't tell you who is going next. Should be good.
I guess that since there are 2 millionaires up against Russell..who never won...but who actually is a millionaire in real life, I don't care who wins.
Now on American Idol...I'm going to be on the couch voting for Lee (not literally dialing, however. Haven't done that since Carrie Underwood and Daughtry.) By the way, just for grins, if you could turn back time, would you have changed Daughtry's outcome and let him win AI that season, or let the cards roll as they did...where he is the poster boy for 4th place wins big.? Leave me a comment on the blog...love your thoughts.
I don't care who wins. Sadness. I don't totally love anyone, but in order to care I had to throw down the gauntlet down in a meeting with the big wigs and put it out there that Lee Dewyze will win. Crystal will not get the little girl and cougar vote. Seriously. She won't.
Cole
Wednesday, May 12, 2010
The Final Four...how I see it going down
Well, last night had it's ups and downs, or maybe I should say it's Pitchy and Bitchy.
I LOVE Lee DeWyze and I tell you this so you know how painful it is for me to state he f'd up that song. Seriously. I love SEAL and I hope he was somewhere far away not hearing that homicide on air.
Crystal, can you cram any more shit in your hair. Seriously you look like Big Birds Human Cousin. Any more feathers and you'll take flight. So distracting. I admit, the gaps in your teeth are less obvious when I am distracted by your snake-like tresses. Doo-doo rolls is what I really want to call them. Oops I think I just did. :)
Here's how I hope the finished order falls out.
4 - MIchael Lynche (sorry guy, when you don't believe, neither do we. me thinks you want out now because you don't want to win, and have to make the Idol record you don't wanna make, or sing at the superbowl, etc.)
3 - Casey James (tick tock...tick tock...your blonde hair is up. Enjoy your time in Nashville, making a good crossover Rock Country album. Hope Aaron Kelly hasn't already beaten you to Rascal Flatts front door. 'fraid he might have though)
Final Two: Lee wins
Crystal will lose because she didn't garner the Cougar and 14 year old girl vote. Sorry. Lee will get all the Cougars and lots of teen idol girls. Simple as that. His dimples alone are worth 20,000 votes a night.
And I saw someone mention Harry Connick Jr. as Simon's replacement. THAT'S A FACEBOOK fever pitch I would stand behind. I think he was my favorite MENTOR ever. LOVE him. Funnier than Ellen, seriously.
I still like my idea of Russell Brand though.
Ok, well, let's see how it rolls out.
Coleyb
I LOVE Lee DeWyze and I tell you this so you know how painful it is for me to state he f'd up that song. Seriously. I love SEAL and I hope he was somewhere far away not hearing that homicide on air.
Crystal, can you cram any more shit in your hair. Seriously you look like Big Birds Human Cousin. Any more feathers and you'll take flight. So distracting. I admit, the gaps in your teeth are less obvious when I am distracted by your snake-like tresses. Doo-doo rolls is what I really want to call them. Oops I think I just did. :)
Here's how I hope the finished order falls out.
4 - MIchael Lynche (sorry guy, when you don't believe, neither do we. me thinks you want out now because you don't want to win, and have to make the Idol record you don't wanna make, or sing at the superbowl, etc.)
3 - Casey James (tick tock...tick tock...your blonde hair is up. Enjoy your time in Nashville, making a good crossover Rock Country album. Hope Aaron Kelly hasn't already beaten you to Rascal Flatts front door. 'fraid he might have though)
Final Two: Lee wins
Crystal will lose because she didn't garner the Cougar and 14 year old girl vote. Sorry. Lee will get all the Cougars and lots of teen idol girls. Simple as that. His dimples alone are worth 20,000 votes a night.
And I saw someone mention Harry Connick Jr. as Simon's replacement. THAT'S A FACEBOOK fever pitch I would stand behind. I think he was my favorite MENTOR ever. LOVE him. Funnier than Ellen, seriously.
I still like my idea of Russell Brand though.
Ok, well, let's see how it rolls out.
Coleyb
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